Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Steak and blowjob day..



Show your man how much you care. By cooking him meat and performing sexual favours? Would they not prefer me to run them a bubble bath and present them with a bunch of flowers?

It's very easy to see the way to a man's heart. Most girls I know would be more than happy if on the rare occasion their partner spnotaneously arrived at their house with a simple bunch of flowers, even the petrol station variety would usually suffice. Why is it that men feel they should have a day where they get what they want? As far as I was aware men always seem to get waited on hand and foot , so it hardly seems appropriate that they should have a special day assigned for it..

Anyway, let them have their day if it is so important to them. Personally, I can't wait for the new Chocolate and Diamonds day that I have just put in place. Now let's see how keen they are on keeping to these yearly traditions..

1 comment:

  1. To be fair, Valentine's Day is supposed to be a day in which lovers celebrate one another, but we all know that it's the man's job to do something special for the woman, so why not give us this one?

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