Daily struggles

I really like lists. I like them because it makes me feel as though I have made progress, without really having to do much.

To recognise ones jobs, is to achieve a job- Antonia Ainsworth 2012

My first list I shall share with you is my to do list- very generic, overly ambitious and ultimately doomed to fail.

1.   Stop eating like I have the metabolism of a Olympic athlete who needs 7000 calories a day to function. With my current rate of activity at an all time low, I could probably survive off 7. Once have reached the size of a toothpick, embark upon modelling career and tell Kate Moss to hand over her crown.

2.    Do some work. Seriously now, I’m in my 3^rd year, this matter is very pressing and is not to be ignored.

3.    Win the lottery*. I’m not joking. I even bought a ticket last week..

4.   Repeat following mantra 1200 times before getting up: ‘A mulberry bag will not solve your problems’- despite the fact that it obviously will..

'Buy me Toni, I'll fix your sad, miserable life'

* If lottery attempts prove unsuccessful, finding a job may be the next best thing.